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Beginning this fall, school systems will replace Dodgeball with Dodgebullet

Luckily, gyms throughout this great nation of ours are empty, so they can be remodeled for the fall season. In inner city schools, the walls are being replaced with special bullet absorbing padding. This will serve three purposes. First, bullets won’t ricochet and hit bystanders watching the new game. Second, they will soften the blowContinue reading “Beginning this fall, school systems will replace Dodgeball with Dodgebullet”

Cities around the country protest the killing of George Foreman

The sheer embarrassment of it all. Here you have a world boxing champion, one of the strongest men to have ever entered a boxing ring now being held down by a guy 1/4 his weight. How could such a thing come to pass? Let’s start at the beginning. George was at his usual 7-11 buyingContinue reading “Cities around the country protest the killing of George Foreman”

Rioters found to be COVID-19 Zombies

This virus does things to people nobody could have possibly predicted. We already know it makes you smell funny and become tasteless. Just look at how these people are dressed. No style, disheveled, xenophobic, homophobic, islamophobic, you name it……oh wait, sorry, wrong list. It appears some people who are infected with COVID-19 walk around lootingContinue reading “Rioters found to be COVID-19 Zombies”

‘Minnesota Nice’ not just a slogan but a way of life

There’s just something about Minnesota. Maybe it’s because it smells like cheese all the time where nobody can figure out who cut it. And the fact there are precious few Brooklyn Hipsters to compete with the multi-racial metrosexual Minnesota hipsters does have its appeal. Oh yeah, did I mention every citizen of Minnesota has a cabin byContinue reading “‘Minnesota Nice’ not just a slogan but a way of life”