If your life is a Seinfeld episode, vote Democrat. Don’t be alarmed. Most Democrats are about nothing. Know what else is about nothing? No, not your IQ. Impeachment. So if you love Seinfeld you’re gonna love impeachment. Just keep watching the only other show ‘about nothing’.
If you support impeachment, vote Democrat. Definition of Impeachment: After 8 years of decline, the worst race relations in 50 years, with a country in shambles and someone comes along and makes things “peachy”, and you can’t stand it so you make up s**t”.
Listen up Gen-X/Millennials: Whereas America totally sucks, vote Democrat. Then travel to Hong Kong , see the awesomeness of Communism, relinquish your U.S. passport and have a nice day!
Since global warming causes global cooling which causes global warming which causes global cooling, vote Democrat. With the unprecedented cold headed this way that’s exactly what you are going to hear from the MSM. Now, try and convince yourself that you understand what they’re saying, and even more importantly that they understand what they’re saying. You don’t. They don’t. Oh yeah. Let’s get rid of fossil fuels so you feel what frostbite feels like.
Since you believe in the Global Warming Doomsday Clock, vote Democrat, then board the first spaceship to Mars which is considerably cooler and offers limitless opportunities for real estate development.
Listen up Gen X/ Millennials: If a Bloomberg presidency excites you, vote Democrat; but remember after he bans soda pop, he may well ban sexting, texting, raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens…..
If every word in the English language should be eliminated and replaced by the word whistleblower, vote Democrat. If I hear that freakin’ word one more time…….
If you don’t recognize the above word, vote Democrat. First, look it up. Then look up ” House Intelligence Committee “. Then look up moron, then Adam Schiff.
On the Road for a week or so, but if I can, I will get you the insult you so richly deserve every day. Maybe.
Listen up GenX/Millennials: If you want a bigger government, vote Democrat, but as the gov’t. gets BIGGER you get smaller.