How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #23

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If Faith, Family, Tradition, and Heritage are old fashioned, vote Democrat.

● To GenX/Millennials: Having been exclusively taught revisionist history and historical fiction since grade school, vote Democrat. The Soviets, Nazis, and Maoists did it. See where they ended up?

● If you’re dumb enough to want electric cars without dotting the country with Nuclear Power Plants, vote Democrat.

● If the minimum wage should be slightly less than your I.Q., vote Democrat.

Teaser #22

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● To GenX/Millennials: If Black or Brown and don’t understand you are as integral as Whites to the running of this country, vote Democrat. Oops, did I suggest ‘all lives matter’? 

● If you wanna be suicidal and depressed immediately after Trump wins, vote Democrat.

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: If calling countries S***holes offends your sensibility, vote Democrat, but most Democrat-controlled cities are S***holes and you do nothing to fix them except re-elect Democrats.

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