How to Properly Insult a Democrat

VOTING GUIDE FOR GENXYZ, MILLENNIALS AND BOOMERS TOO

UNDER THE BUS

Listen up Gen X/Millennials: I know you probably want to work. I know you probably want to get married and have kids and take advantage of American opportunities and the American dream. However, since you vote Democrat this will never happen. Now we know why. Michael Bloomberg has just come out and said that we should hire the best foreigners instead of Americans. What? Are you ready to change party affiliation yet? How does it feel to be thrown under the bus that is carrying Bloomberg around?Ivanka Trump, your 48th President IMHO, just came out and said we need to ‘Train Americans First”.This is why you will never succeed if you vote Democrat. It was under wraps before, now it is out there for all to see. Abandon this ridiculous Anti-American party and vote Republican.

DOES ANYONE SPEAK ENGLISH ANYMORE?

Listen up GenX/Millennials: We know you love refugees and Illegal Aliens. We also know you want open borders and millions of so-called refugees flood the United States because you refuse to have kids. Alright. The Democrats want to import refugees into YOUR town. YOUR home. YOUR neighborhood. Not theirs! Think about that next time when you’re online at Walmart and you’re the only one who speaks English. Your Democrat representatives believe you are NOT the future. Illegal Aliens are the future because they can reliably count on their vote. You? Not really. So they will throw you under the bus first chance they get. Republicans don’t have your vote yet but are more than willing to work for it by protecting you and giving you more opportunities than any country on Earth. Chew on that for awhile before voting.

LET'S RAISE THE LEGAL VOTING AGE TO 50

I just came up with a way to save this country from the Democrats, Millennials, Teachers Unions, Academia, MSM, and the Deep State. Our beloved President just raised the legal smoking age to 21. The Libertarians among us are not all that happy but occasionally public health wins over ideology. Now for the stroke of genius. Let’s raise the voting age to 40. No; 50. And add to that the requirement that every legal citizen voter must have at least 2 kids, preferably 4-5. Hopefully, by 50, he or she’s had all the stupid knocked out of ’em. Now add to that lowering the drinking age to say….15. That way most kids can be so high and drunk in high school and college they won’t remember any of the BS shoveled at them by the Liberal teachers and Professors. Sheer genius. Now let’s get our elected officials behind this for the 2020 Election Cycle.

MASS MURDER

Listen up GenX/Millennials: It looks like you guys are in love with Socialism and Communism. Great. If you wanna get sumadat, vote Democrat. However, along with those nifty systems comes a term that you may not like so much, “Mass Murder”. It seems that over the last century or so about 100,000,000 fun-loving Millennials just like you have been killed by these systems. Some through war, some through outright murder and others through starvation and disease. Now that you know that, isn’t it time to change party affiliations before it’s too late?

BEST WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM AROUND

Listen up GenX/Millennials: Good news. If you are overweight, there is now a fantastic solution. Since you vote Democrat and know your world history so well, let’s review. Mao, Stalin, and now, Maduro, have promoted starvation and famine throughout their countries both historically and present day. This fantastic technique for weight loss for the tens of millions of people who died of famine in China, Russia Venezuela can now be yours. As you continue to vote for Democrat Socialist policies, food will become scarcer, and hopefully non existent. Chubby Millennial? Gone. Spare tire? Fuhgeddaboudit. Weight Watchers, Nutrisystem? Save your money. Vote Democrat and the pounds will simply melt off. And with so many of your fellow Millennials dying of starvation just think of the job openings. A veritable workers paradise.

THE BEST A MAN CAN GET

Listen up GenX/Millennials: As a hipster and proud Democrat voter, you are very likely sporting a beard and believe it enhances your credibility. Nah, it just makes you look older. But here’s the thing, by your hipster whiskers you are not supporting the most woke company in the world, GILLETTE. aka Toxic Masculinity, Sexual harassment, “Boys will be boys”, “The best a man can get”……. are all the things you hate. But guess what? So does GILLETTE. So in your enthusiasm to look woke and cool with your facial hair you are taking money away from the wokest company in the world and indirectly supporting everything you hate about men, this country and flyover country in particular. You must start shaving immediately, rip off those face covers and show the world once again that your with Gillette and everything they stand for.

RECTAL EXTRACTION

Listen up GenX/Millennials: We know you love Google, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and all the other fantastic social websites and search engines. However, have you ever tried calling them? Those calls go to any country but yours. But since you vote Democrat and believe we should share our hard fought treasure with every S^*#hole country in the world then you’re ok with that. Fine. But they have taken away millions of your jobs at these call centers plus nobody can understand a word they say. So you have three options as you continue to vote Democrat. Number one, move to any one of call center countries, get your job back then get back to us as to why this country sucks. Number two, stop using Google Twitter etc. until they move their call centers here. Lastly, vote Republican and extract the Democrat Party from the rectum of social media and Google. Up to you.

A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME

You gotta admit, the name “Democratic Party” sounds nice.Democratic. Party of the People. Everyone gets along. People share everything equally. Every person gets a say as to how things are done. The system is Democratic so everyone gets a fair shake. Democracy at work. And so you keep voting Democrat ’cause it’s the Party that cares. And maybe that was true 70 years ago. Today that Party is on the way out because there is nothing Democratic about it anymore. Corruption reigns supreme, lying is accepted as normal and it now solely represents the Coastal Elites and Big Business. Democratic? When you vote Republican, which you should, beginning in November, remember, the Party left you not the other way around.

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

Listen up GenX/Millennials: OK, you hate President Trump. We get it and so you will continue to vote Democrat. But do you hate him enough to accept a payout of, say, $40,000,000 to kill him? Well, maybe you would, but that amount of money wouldn’t be worth much on Death Row. Enter Hollywood. George Lopez, a third rate comic has accepted exactly that amount for assassinating President Trump. Now is he just plain stupid, misinformed, maleducated, insane, addicted to virtue-signalling, high, or drunk? No. He is a Hollywood Elite who you emulate, adore, and follow around like a puppy dog. Is he someone who belongs in jail? Of course he does for threatening the life of a duly elected President. Do you belong in jail for supporting such a treasonous act? Uh, probably. So on your way to the voting booth this year think about how cool it would be to get a free orange jumper, free health care, etc as you’re booked in for subborning the treasonous murder of a President.

PROMISES

Look, we know you hate Trump. And you vote Democrat because you want him out more than anything you’ve ever wanted. Fine. But did you know that you can’t eat, spend, trust, or depend on any promises that spew forth from any Liberal or Democrat alive now or in the past? Now it’s true Democrats promise all sorts of stuff that sounds like it’s going to make your life easier and just more fun. However, today more than just about any time in the past, their promises are bald-faced lies. Empty promises. Just ask the Americans of African descent. (I don’t care for the term African-American when it comes to legal citizens who are an integral part of this country. I much prefer Americans of African descent). So on your way to the voting booth in 2020 ask yourself whether you trust the people for whom you’re voting and if they will keep all the promises they so willingly make. Some common sense here will be of immeasurable help.

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