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“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521
● If you think CO2 is a major greenhouse gas, vote Democrat. It’s not. It’s water vapor.
● If freedom scares you, vote Democrat, but unbridled government power should scare you a lot more.
● If Jeffrey Epstein is somebody with whom you’d like to associate, vote Democrat. He could really use a friend right about now.
● Listen carefully GenX/Millennials: If you forget “Equality” does not exist in nature, vote Democrat. When you hear “Level the Playing Field” or “Equality”, it’s BS. It exists only in Math.
● If restricting concealed carry makes sense, vote Democrat, but it’s exactly the unknown carrier who keeps you safe and armed criminals guessing.
● To GenX/Millennials: If being judged is unfair, vote Democrat, but it’s how we survive as a species.
● If the English language is no longer useful, vote Democrat.
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