How to Properly Insult a Democrat



Listen up GenX/Millennials: You think Socialism sounds nice and you vote Democrat. I mean it’s Social, right? Social Media, Social Justice, Social Security, Social Studies, Corporate Social Responsibility……… Just the word Social makes you feel super good about voting for a Party like that. I mean it’s virtuous. WRONG! Socialism means the Gov’t. controls all means of production and distribution of Goods and Services. Know what that means? No iPhones, No iPads, No Forever 21, No Old Navy, No American Eagle, No Starbucks, No Hipster Restaurants, No Uber, No Streaming, and NO CRAFT BEER. So as you’re walking into the voting booth in 2020 you may want to keep all that in mind.


Dear LGBTQ, since you are who you are, vote Democrat, but you would be absolutely wrong in doing so. Why? Because you are being used by the Democrat Party as a talking point. They don’t give a crap about you or your sexual orientation and will treat you just like Democrats treat Black Americans who are visited every 2-4 years, told ‘we are with you all the way’. Then they tell you that you are being victimized by the Right. Then bye bye, see-ya in a few years but ONLY if we have to. Republican and Conservatives see things differently. They don’t care one bit about your sexual orientation as long as you don’t parade around telling them how great it is to be ‘queer’. If you just want to be left alone, live your life exactly as you want, then you immediately need to change your party affiliation. Like NOW. And if you want some love, go to a Trump rally. Just don’t parade around in rainbow underwear cause that’s just nasty no matter what.


Listenup GenX/Millennials: Do you know why people believe your Generation is composed primarily of rotten, lousy, good-for-nothing, self-centered, weak-minded Democrat voting teat-sucking babies? What cemented it for many was the stark difference between how Conservatives treated Obama vs. how young Liberal Democrats treat Trump. Obama? Respectful. Trump? Abusive, vulgar, disrespectful, defamatory whining. Rioting and crying 24/7. This must stop now. Change party affiliation and clean yourselves up before the country really takes notice and does something about it. Now I’m not promoting violence but I am suggesting political irrelevance as a consequence of unmitigated Anti-Trumpist-Anti-Americanism. Please think about that on your way to the voting booth.


Listen up GenX/Millennials: Since you despise the Capitalist pigs who run this country, vote Democrat. However, what you are not understanding is that we are in no way a pure Capitalist nation. We are a mixture of numerous Socialist Programs within a fundamental free market economy with some Capitalism thrown in. There are many more countries that are far more Capitalist such as Hong Kong, Singapore, New Zealand, Switzerland, Austria, Ireland, United Kingdom, Canada, UAE ( yep, United Arab Emirates”, and Taiwan. We’re #12. We’ve got Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Federal and State Welfare Programs, Food Stamps, Pell Grants, Title One Grants, Headstart and Child Welfare Block Grants. I left out a lot. So keep on hating this Capitalist Pig Nation but you have been fed a whole bunch of crap about the US and it’s time to get real. Pure Capitalism exists nowhere on this planet. Never has.


Listen up GenX/Millennials: Of course you want to destroy all 20th Century Institutions. That’s what voting Democrat will eventually do. But here’s the thing. All those institutions is what made your parents rich. You are struggling ,while Trump is struggling to revive those institutions for his kids, grandkids and YOU. If the past was actually better in some ways, and can make you richer, happier and more successful, doesn’t it make sense to support Trump’s efforts on your behalf? Doesn’t it make sense to re-elect him and turn the House of Representatives Red? It does, if you want the land of opportunity to be yours too.


Listen up GenX/Millennials: Just because you vote Democrat that does not make you elite, special, caring, intelligent, charitable, loving, kind, or even nicer. Voting Democrat makes you a lemming. You are voting for a Party that has absolutely no interest in you as an individual. You are voting for a Party that represents Illegal Aliens exclusively, and should probably be re-named the American Alien Party ( no offense to extraterrestrials who populate that party at the highest levels). In fact, if you continue to vote Democrat you are voting to destroy yourselves and your country at the same time- a twofer. Wake up and start voting for people with an R after their name and see what happens next. As DJT says, “What do you have to lose”?


If you feel both arrogant and smug vote Democrat. However as a Democrat you have ignored one of the most important human qualities, humility. Republicans have that in spades. Democrats don’t. Demagoguery and bald-faced lying have been on display during these Impeachment hearings so keeping up with currant events this should be old news. However, the good news is that Democrats can’t analyze data or think for themselves and will soon implode so we won’t need to be concerned whether they display humility or not. Since the Democrat Party is not likely to be around much longer, to frontrun, you need to register as a Republican. Now.


Listen up GenX/Millennials: You listen to everything Hollywood has to offer. you see all the new action-packed politically correct films highlighting SJW’s, Trans characters, Superheros with some of the lamest super-powers ever, Intersectionality oriented characters, etc. Fine, keep voting Democrat if you want Hollywood to turn off the entire planet with such pap. But now you are actually listening to these Hollywood creeps give you political advice too? Are you that dumb, unable to think critically, unable to analyze data for yourselves that you need these self-important, self-aggrandizing dandys to tell you how to vote? I say no! Unfollow these mind-polluting sexually assaulting creeps and think for yourselves.


Listen up GenX/Millennials: AOC is the future and so you will vote Democrat to ensure that future. But she single handedly got rid of the new Amazon HQ in Queens which would have provided thousands of jobs to Millennials just like you. Good Jobs. Benefits. Health Care. Potential for job advancement in a rapidly growing company. Improvement in Urban blight and flight. None of that happened. You are still struggling. Continuing to look at the Democratic Socialists as viable candidates will keep you from ever getting enough money to achieve the American dream and instead provide you an unrelenting American nightmare.


Listen up non-binary GenX/Millennials: You’re busy but you’ve listened to some news reports about the Impeachment. You vote for Democrats because you believe they tell the real truth about America. You would be absolutely wrong to believe anything you hear from any Democrat who is involved with this Impeachment. You are being lied to 24/7 by the Democrats,Media and Hollywood. It’s not like they’re stretching the truth or maybe exaggerating here and there. They are flat out lying. You are being made a fool of every single minute of every single day. And if you continue to vote for Democrats they will take you for granted, lie 24/7 about Trump and you will never get the real truth about this Impeachment or anything else until you vote Republican for every single candidate in 2020 and especially the President who will work on restructuring Student Debt ( probably yours) as well as the Twenty Two Trillion Dollar Federal Debt in his second term ( Uh, YOU owe that, YOU are the Federal Debt, just so you know).

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