“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If life is just so unfair, vote Democrat. It is. Get over it.

● If stupidity and dementia qualify you to be President, vote Democrat.

● If Ebola seems like a nice change of pace, vote Democrat.

● To GenX/Millennials: Since you haven’t traveled to other countries much, vote Democrat, then get out more and see what a mess most countries are in.

● If Guantanamo should be emptied and inmates moved to your hometown, vote Democrat.

● If the Nigerian Mafia should be imported to America to help develop their business model, vote Democrat. I hear Shark Tank is interested.

● If not familiar with the concept of ‘projection’, vote Democrat. Look it up ‘cause that’s how this party’s been operating for a while.

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If Bureaucrats ever create anything, solve anything or work in earnest for the citizenry, vote Democrat.

● If Hollywood is the Heartland, vote Democrat. Wow, are you lost.

● If insecure in your home, vote Democrat. Then buy a shotgun.

● If seeing Poor White people makes you happy, vote Democrat.

● To GenX/Millennials: If you have no time for procreation, vote Democrat. That way everything can be about YOU. 

● If our Military should be more compassionate, vote Democrat. Apparently, Australia just implemented such a policy. Let’s follow that along and see how that works out. Bets anyone?

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If any quota system seems non-discriminatory, vote Democrat.

● If unable to see that Trump manipulates the media like a bunch of trained seals, vote Democrat. Feel familiar?

● If watching the Democrat primary debates while sober, vote Democrat.

● If 9/11 should be celebrated, vote Democrat.

● If the word “owner” offends you, vote Democrat, then give me all your s**t so you’re no longer burdened.

● If you want to work ‘till you drop dead, vote Democrat.

● Since you don’t believe in marriage, vote Democrat. Your kids will thank you.