How to Properly Insult a Democrat

OVERTON WINDOW

If you’ve never heard of the Overton Window, vote Democrat. Overton what? It describes the way even the dumbest, radical, most mystifying Democrat policies can go from totally Unthinkable stupidity to actual policy by manipulation, obfuscation, lying, corruption and scandal (Think slavery reparations in Evanston Il). Only a Republican Congress and WH can prevent such madness. It is imperative we convince Democrats to stay home on Election Day and watch cartoons.

FOOD COURT

Just got back from a food court and was served some Asian food on a beautiful handcrafted bamboo disposable plate. Impressive. On top of that fancy plate was some of the worst crap I’d ever eaten. Tasteless, stale, and well past its prime. Then I thought I just sat through a perfect metaphor for the Democrat Party. See if you agree. If you don’t, vote Democrat.

FREE DUMB OF THE PRESS

Since you’re a Democrat and want everything for free, vote Democrat, but do you want a Free Press? No, and here’s why: If we ever had a free press the Democrat Party would cease to exist. Why? The party’s leadership would have made them irrelevant and ghosted. Free Dumb of the press is what you want and whatchagot.

Happy TG to all. Lots more posts in the days and weeks to come so don’t even think of missing a day.

IS THAT REALLY ENOUGH?

If you want to see every Chick-fil-A closed and converted into a Global Warming Anti-Christian LGBTQ dominated Recycling plant, vote Democrat. But is that really enough? Shouldn’t the entire C-Suite be waterboarded, made to renounce all Christian values, infected with the drug-resistant STDs brought here by our friends South-of-the-Border, then marched from Hapeville Ga. to Atlanta and crucified at Mercedes-Benz Stadium?

WELL LOOKIE HERE

Well look at that. AOC, a ‘Democratic Socialist’ is on the House Financial Committee and Subcommittee for Capital Markets. Would an avowed Socialist not reject such disgusting assignments? Nope. Not her. So vote Democrat if you want to see more AOC Capital Market legislation while she formulates them from her luxury DC apartment with >$100,000 in amenities and rent >$5000/mo. What a hypocrite. So’s Bernie with his 3 homes, private jets and such.

TRIED AND FAILED

Listen up GenX/Millennials: What is it about Democrats that make them not understand the term “Tried and Failed”? Take UBI. It’s been tried in America as the “Negative Income Tax Experiment”. Tried and Failed. So vote Democrat if learning what actually works is just too boring. Socialism ? Tried and Failed. Communism? Yep. America next? Only if you don’t remember the term “Tried and Failed ” and more importantly if you continue to vote Democrat.

DROP YOUR WEAPONS

As a gun-control advocate, vote Democrat, and here’s a sure-fire way to git-er-done. First, get a list of all registered Democrats. Next, have them turn in all their firearms. Voila, a 50% reduction overnight. See how easy that was? Next, have all Democrats give up their gas-guzzlers and oil-burners. Voila, no more Global Warming. Sheer Genius.

MONKEYS VS DEMOCRATS

Since you believe in global warming, vote Democrat, but here’s some really disappointing news. The science, that’s right, science and mathematics of prediction, proclaim that all predictions are unreliable 3-5 years out and thus global warming predictions are by definition unusable, useless, misleading and dangerous. Climate predictions being the equivalent of a monkey throwing darts; no offense to monkeys.

CARTOON TIME

If you love cartoons, vote Democrat. No, not South Park, or Peppa Pig. It’s the Impeachment Cartoon Show. Watch as Pencil Neck and his cartoon friends try having fun at your expense, fiddling as our Country burns. Fun for the entire family. Don’t forget to shop for your PencilNeck Dolls this Christmas, available in Congenital Liar, Bowling Ball Head and Retard models.

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