How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #69

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If it’s hotter than usual in one part of the country, vote Democrat, but if you look carefully it’s colder than usual in another. That is not Global Warming. It’s the weather!

● If it’s only fair Hollywood shares its fabulous wealth with poor people, vote Democrat. “Occupy Hollywood”. 

● If Economics is a subject that escapes you, vote Democrat.

● If reparations are in order, vote Democrat, but you must seize assets from descendants of  Blacks and Indians who owned Black slaves. Let’s start with Casinos and see what happens.

● If you walk around waiting to be offended, vote Democrat.

● If you can explain why an American with one drop of Black blood is Black, vote Democrat. I’ve never understood that.

Teaser #68

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If Yoga and Meditation should replace contact sports and Military Exercise, vote Democrat.

● If you think Trump built cages in which to put kids, vote Democrat. Obama did. And they’re not cages anyway, they were put up to protect kids from predators.

● If all your hard-earned savings evaporate because of profligate Washington spending, vote Democrat. Trump will get spending under control his second term.

● If you wanted to join ISIS but didn’t get the chance before Trump wiped ’em out, vote Democrat.

● If neither curious nor inquisitive, vote Democrat.

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