How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #67

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If the B.E.T. isn’t racist, vote Democrat.

● If you love China, vote Democrat, then move there, just remember to bring a shipping container full of gas masks ’cause nobody can breathe over there.

● If we should eliminate the concept of citizenship, vote Democrat.

● If you know what ‘Progressive’ means, vote Democrat. You don’t. Nobody does.

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: Search for present-day pictures of Venezuela, if not impressed, vote Democrat. Then move there so you can bask in the warm sunshine of Democratic Socialism. Bring Bernie, every other Democratic Presidential candidate and the Squad with you.

Teaser #66

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● Listen very carefully GenX/Millennials: If placing different skin colors on robots to improve acceptance doesn’t prove Tribalism is hardwired, vote Democrat. Hard racism in America no longer exists to any measurable degree. Tribalism? Otherism? Definitely. And we need to work on that! But it’s been hardwired into the animal kingdom for millions of years as an innate protective mechanism so it’s not going away anytime soon no matter what your skin color.

● If Trump is a dictator, vote Democrat, then learn about real dictators.

● If you are a Pedophile, vote Democrat.

● If you still think Trump is a Russian agent, vote Democrat. Seriously?

Teaser #65

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If Female sports figures should make the same as Men though nobody watches them ‘cause they‘re pretty boring, vote Democrat.

● If your place of Worship is now an Illegal Alien Bed’nBreakfast, vote Democrat.

● Since White Nationalists are responsible for all minority homicides in America, vote Democrat.

● If you hate thy neighbor, vote Democrat.

● If we should let everybody out of prison, vote Democrat.

● If you’ve slept your way to the top like Hollywood celebrities, vote Democrat.

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