How to Properly Insult a Democrat

DROP YOUR WEAPONS

As a gun-control advocate, vote Democrat, and here’s a sure-fire way to git-er-done. First, get a list of all registered Democrats. Next, have them turn in all their firearms. Voila, a 50% reduction overnight. See how easy that was? Next, have all Democrats give up their gas-guzzlers and oil-burners. Voila, no more Global Warming. Sheer Genius.

MONKEYS VS DEMOCRATS

Since you believe in global warming, vote Democrat, but here’s some really disappointing news. The science, that’s right, science and mathematics of prediction, proclaim that all predictions are unreliable 3-5 years out and thus global warming predictions are by definition unusable, useless, misleading and dangerous. Climate predictions being the equivalent of a monkey throwing darts; no offense to monkeys.

CARTOON TIME

If you love cartoons, vote Democrat. No, not South Park, or Peppa Pig. It’s the Impeachment Cartoon Show. Watch as Pencil Neck and his cartoon friends try having fun at your expense, fiddling as our Country burns. Fun for the entire family. Don’t forget to shop for your PencilNeck Dolls this Christmas, available in Congenital Liar, Bowling Ball Head and Retard models.

TV SERIES FROM THE ’50’s AND 60’s

Listen up GenX/Millennials: If you hate all those corny TV series from the ’50’s and 60’s, vote Democrat. You hate them because the country was better then. No. Way better. Why? Because the media, schools, and Gov.t were not yet infiltrated by Democrats. Your generation(s) have been VICTIMIZED by these contemptuous traitors. Wake up and smell the Liberalism.

HOLLYWOOD

If you love Hollywood, vote Democrat, but do you know why everything Hollywood touches turns to s**t? No? Sure you do. It’s because movies and TV have become overwhelmingly preachy and that stuff still belongs to religious instruction and parental morality directives. And most of these ‘Hollywood stars’ are just plain creepy.

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