Samuel Jackson will be next debate moderator with the ‘I said 2 motherf**g minutes’ rule
AOC: ‘Why can’t a ‘brokend’ convention be fixed?
Joe Biden publishes official list of what ‘Voters Don’t Deserve to Know’
AOC demands neighbor’s Toyota Corona be quarantined while awaiting test results
Senator Whitehouse proves Barrett is funded by Emperor Palpatine ‘dark money’
LEAKED: Hillary Clinton votes for Trump in MSNBC office pool
BREAKING: Biden admits ‘bad dude’ Corn Pop is actually his son Hunter
After success of vagina-scented candle, Gwyneth Paltrow releases hairy armpit and boobsweat candles
Klobuchar proposes lighting Barrett on fire ‘to see if she’s a witch’
Gov Newsom limits gatherings to 3 families if a midget is present and no laughing!