How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Beginning this fall, school systems will replace Dodgeball with Dodgebullet

Luckily, gyms throughout this great nation of ours are empty, so they can be remodeled for the fall season. In inner city schools, the walls are being replaced with special bullet absorbing padding. This will serve three purposes. First, bullets won’t ricochet and hit bystanders watching the new game. Second, they will soften the blowContinue reading “Beginning this fall, school systems will replace Dodgeball with Dodgebullet”

‘Minnesota Nice’ not just a slogan but a way of life

There’s just something about Minnesota. Maybe it’s because it smells like cheese all the time where nobody can figure out who cut it. And the fact there are precious few Brooklyn Hipsters to compete with the multi-racial metrosexual Minnesota hipsters does have its appeal. Oh yeah, did I mention every citizen of Minnesota has a cabin byContinue reading “‘Minnesota Nice’ not just a slogan but a way of life”

CANCER IS WAY BETTER THAN COVID-19

Tens of thousands of cooperative self-isolating quarantined citizens are coming out of their basements. A bit dazed, a little pale, but with something our so-called experts didn’t see coming. Why just last week, Ms. Justine Bean Screwed claimed, “I’ve been in my basement since Christmas. I first noticed a tiny weeny lump in my rightContinue reading “CANCER IS WAY BETTER THAN COVID-19”

Pelosi calls for the burning of fascist book ‘How to Properly Insult A Democrat’

Posted byAxel ThomasMay 21, 2020Posted inINSULT A DEMOCRAT TODAY, Voting Guide for MillennialsEditPelosi calls for the burning of fascist book ‘How to Properly Insult A Democrat’  Axel Thomas In a rare move of solidarity with the American Nazi Party, Democratic Socialists of America and the “Rent is too damn High Party”, a formal book burning has beenContinue reading “Pelosi calls for the burning of fascist book ‘How to Properly Insult A Democrat’”