If you love Hollywood, vote Democrat, but do you know why everything Hollywood touches turns to s**t? No? Sure you do. It’s because movies and TV have become overwhelmingly preachy and that stuff still belongs to religious instruction and parental morality directives. And most of these ‘Hollywood stars’ are just plain creepy.
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If the Deep State makes you giddy, vote Democrat, but remember that DJT will kill them off during his second term, install his own and should a Democrat ever win the WH, will be taken out faster than a rainbow shirt at a LGBT festival.
If you are excited as I am about Megan Rapinoe accepting the Glamour “Woman of the Year” award, vote Democrat, but just remember she is an ungrateful self-centered egotistical purple-haired lesbian b**ch who wouldn’t go to the White House after having the honor of representing her country.
QUID PRO QUO
If you repeat “Quid Pro Quo” continuously, add “Whistleblower”, “Impeachment”, “Bribery”, “Obstruction”, and “Extortion”, you need not watch the news for at least 6 months. So vote Democrat if you don’t mind these limitations and have a Happy New Year mumbling to yourself.
Since you believe Trump is a moron, vote Democrat, but you also believe he is running a Shadow Gov’t., therefore you must admit he has the intellect, strategy, audacity, and relentless unmitigated genius to pull that off. So who’s the moron now?
If your life is a Seinfeld episode, vote Democrat. Don’t be alarmed. Most Democrats are about nothing. Know what else is about nothing? No, not your IQ. Impeachment. So if you love Seinfeld you’re gonna love impeachment. Just keep watching the only other show ‘about nothing’.
If you support impeachment, vote Democrat. Definition of Impeachment: After 8 years of decline, the worst race relations in 50 years, with a country in shambles and someone comes along and makes things “peachy”, and you can’t stand it so you make up s**t”.
Listen up Gen-X/Millennials: Whereas America totally sucks, vote Democrat. Then travel to Hong Kong , see the awesomeness of Communism, relinquish your U.S. passport and have a nice day!
Since global warming causes global cooling which causes global warming which causes global cooling, vote Democrat. With the unprecedented cold headed this way that’s exactly what you are going to hear from the MSM. Now, try and convince yourself that you understand what they’re saying, and even more importantly that they understand what they’re saying.Continue reading “GLOBAL COOLING”
TO ALL MARTIAN WANNABES
Since you believe in the Global Warming Doomsday Clock, vote Democrat, then board the first spaceship to Mars which is considerably cooler and offers limitless opportunities for real estate development.