How to Properly Insult a Democrat


“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If you can convincingly explain why Hawaii should remain a State and Puerto Rico a territory, vote Democrat. At least Alaska has oil. We can park our damn boats somewhere else.

● If you walk around with a chip on your shoulder, vote Democrat. Now I’m not talking about “The Squad” here. No way.

● If ‘participation awards’ should be offered for daily colon evacuation, vote Democrat. “ Now presenting the Brown Medal Award…”

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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