“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521
● If you can convincingly explain why Hawaii should remain a State and Puerto Rico a territory, vote Democrat. At least Alaska has oil. We can park our damn boats somewhere else.
● If you walk around with a chip on your shoulder, vote Democrat. Now I’m not talking about “The Squad” here. No way.
● If ‘participation awards’ should be offered for daily colon evacuation, vote Democrat. “ Now presenting the Brown Medal Award…”