How to Properly Insult a Democrat


“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If seeing millions of birds get chopped up in wind farms is something you can really get behind, vote Democrat, and please notify nearby restaurants in case they run low on their ‘daily specials’.

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: Since America is among the worst countries for women, vote Democrat. That’s right, death by stoning, forced marriages, female infanticide, sex slavery, and domestic servitude are all rampant right here in the good old USA. “Safety first”, so I recommend all American women move to Iran or Saudi Arabia. Conjugal visits to be arranged at a later date if the women haven’t already been stoned to death.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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