How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #53

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If Washington DC should be renamed Putinville, vote Democrat. Maybe Russia won’t interfere in our elections quite as much. As if they did.

● If AOC is simply brilliant, vote Democrat, but that just might mean you’re retarded.

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: If embarrassed when traveling outside the U.S. because you’re American, vote Democrat. Republicans know they’re just a bunch of jealous SOB’s.

● If Donald Trump has untreated Central Nervous System Syphilis, vote Democrat. He may but I’d still vote for him.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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