“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If Washington DC should be renamed Putinville, vote Democrat. Maybe Russia won’t interfere in our elections quite as much. As if they did.

● If AOC is simply brilliant, vote Democrat, but that just might mean you’re retarded.

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: If embarrassed when traveling outside the U.S. because you’re American, vote Democrat. Republicans know they’re just a bunch of jealous SOB’s.

● If Donald Trump has untreated Central Nervous System Syphilis, vote Democrat. He may but I’d still vote for him.