How to Properly Insult a Democrat


Listen up GenX/Millennials: Of course we want to be welcoming to all new US citizens. We want them to be successful, work hard, and enjoy their new country since they studied and waited a very long time to become US citizens. We call them legal aliens or now, US citizens. Legal. But what about those poor unfortunate Illegals? Well,you are far more likely to be killed by illegal immigrants compared to legal ones. Killed. Dead. Maybe even dismembered and your heart removed for good measure. Oh yeah, don’t forget rape, larceny, assault, and battery. Open Borders? Great idea. So as you vote to put a Democrat in the WH in 2020 or put more Democrats in Congress, just know that you may be signing your own Death Warrant. Have a nice day.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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