How to Properly Insult a Democrat


Listen up GenX/Millennials: The problem with your generation is instant gratification. It is true that there has been a racial divide as well as a sexual divide in the past. Those gaps are being slowly closed, but because of Twitter, Facebook, SnapChat and Social Media Websites, younger generations insist that the gaps close immediately. All prior discrimination must be atoned, punishment metered out and reparations paid . Shortened attention span, short news cycles, and the lack of any ability to concentrate for more than 280 characters are to blame. Slow down a bit, try thinking critically, inform yourselves of past historical mistakes and realize that the ethos and culture were very different in the past, wrong but understandable when taken in context, and once you’ve given it some thought, vote Republican. It’s really the only logical conclusion.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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