How to Properly Insult a Democrat


Listen up GenX/Millennials: Of course you love Elizabeth Warren, her policy recommendations, radical Left Wing Ideals, and her bent on turning America into a Socialist country and so you vote Democrat to make all that happen. And maybe you believe that she is Native American, a Cherokee, and deserves all the privileges accrued to her and her ancestors through centuries of oppression. Well, let me tell you about the Cherokees. Somewhere around 1830 or so, the Cherokee Nation owned about 1500 Black slaves. The Creeks, Choctaws and Chickasaws, around 3500. So when she goes around telling you of her high cheekbones and original Native American recipes just remember all the Cherokees and other tribes who enslaved thousands of Black people. Now of course all her Cherokee ancestry is BS as we know, but American history is complicated and nuanced and you better get you some book learnin’ before you go into that voting booth in 2020.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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