How to Properly Insult a Democrat

KICKING AND SCREAMING

Listen up GenX/Millennials: We know how much you hate Trump and of course you are going to vote Democrat but here’s some food for thought. He is going to win and you are going to vote for him. What? Here’s how. About 7 weeks before Election Day he is going to bring out a plan to restructure Student Debt. That’s right, he’s going to steal this issue right out from under your beloved Communists, I mean Democrats, and you’re gonna have no choice but to vote for him kicking and screaming all the way. Just the image alone excites me.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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