How to Properly Insult a Democrat


Listen up GenX/Millennials: Good news. If you are overweight, there is now a fantastic solution. Since you vote Democrat and know your world history so well, let’s review. Mao, Stalin, and now, Maduro, have promoted starvation and famine throughout their countries both historically and present day. This fantastic technique for weight loss for the tens of millions of people who died of famine in China, Russia Venezuela can now be yours. As you continue to vote for Democrat Socialist policies, food will become scarcer, and hopefully non existent. Chubby Millennial? Gone. Spare tire? Fuhgeddaboudit. Weight Watchers, Nutrisystem? Save your money. Vote Democrat and the pounds will simply melt off. And with so many of your fellow Millennials dying of starvation just think of the job openings. A veritable workers paradise.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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